1 00:00:11,808 --> 00:00:15,662 [cheers and applause] 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,718 - Y'all remember the good old days 3 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,797 when people actually looked out for one another? 4 00:00:20,798 --> 00:00:21,999 all: Yeah. 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,460 - Nowadays, everybody for they damn selves. 6 00:00:25,339 --> 00:00:28,118 You can't even steal your next door neighbor electricity 7 00:00:28,119 --> 00:00:30,339 without them calling the damn police on you. 8 00:00:32,060 --> 00:00:35,220 I'm telling y'all we need to get back to kindness, love, 9 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:36,580 and treating each other right. 10 00:00:36,691 --> 00:00:43,049 All y'all can start right now by Cash Apping a bitch $40. 11 00:00:43,050 --> 00:00:44,089 Come on, y'all. 12 00:00:44,090 --> 00:00:46,684 It's time to make America give a fuck again. 13 00:00:46,685 --> 00:00:47,728 - Yeah, that's right. 14 00:00:47,729 --> 00:00:49,689 - Let's get this damn show started. 15 00:01:01,179 --> 00:01:03,178 - Oh, hey, Janelle. - Hey. 16 00:01:03,179 --> 00:01:04,539 - What you doing back from college? 17 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,999 I hope it ain't to get to your room back, 18 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,739 'cause I don't wanna have to beat your ass for it. 19 00:01:10,712 --> 00:01:12,182 - Oh, my God, no. 20 00:01:12,299 --> 00:01:14,399 I'm here to do some laundry and steal some food. 21 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:15,720 - Ah. 22 00:01:16,420 --> 00:01:17,420 That's my girl. 23 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,859 How you been enjoying everything so far? 24 00:01:23,199 --> 00:01:24,759 - Uh, it's been really special, you know? 25 00:01:25,199 --> 00:01:26,359 Better than I could have imagined. 26 00:01:26,457 --> 00:01:29,660 - Is that right? - Mm-hmm. 27 00:01:29,759 --> 00:01:31,631 - Better than you could have imagined, huh? 28 00:01:31,632 --> 00:01:33,038 - Mm-hmm. - Huh. 29 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:40,899 Who you been fucking? 30 00:01:41,053 --> 00:01:43,529 - Huh? 31 00:01:43,530 --> 00:01:45,369 - If you can huh, you can hump. 32 00:01:45,489 --> 00:01:46,509 You've been humping, ain't you? 33 00:01:46,596 --> 00:01:49,181 - [laughs] What? 34 00:01:49,269 --> 00:01:50,969 I see. You are crazy. 35 00:01:51,609 --> 00:01:53,269 I don't know what gave you that idea. 36 00:01:53,410 --> 00:01:54,989 - Ah. Who is he? 37 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:56,008 Or she? 38 00:01:56,009 --> 00:01:57,750 I mean, you know, we listen and we don't judge. 39 00:01:59,830 --> 00:02:01,410 - I don't know what you're talking about. 40 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,549 - Don't worry. Your scalp gon' tell me. 41 00:02:03,643 --> 00:02:05,074 - My scalp? - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 42 00:02:05,169 --> 00:02:06,569 Oh, oh, oh! Okay! 43 00:02:07,110 --> 00:02:08,110 It was a he. [laughs] 44 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:12,280 Yes! Come on. 45 00:02:12,378 --> 00:02:13,740 Okay, I ain't gonna tell nobody. 46 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:14,980 My lips are sealed. 47 00:02:15,379 --> 00:02:16,520 Yours, not so much. 48 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:18,780 - Oh, my God! Please stop! 49 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,800 - All right, well, besides "Kama Sutra," 50 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,500 what you been learning at college? 51 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:25,080 - Well, if you must know, 52 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:27,459 my Black Women's Literature professor has us 53 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:30,379 reading all types of stuff like activism, feminism. 54 00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:31,199 Oh, look at this right here. 55 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,200 - Oh, Janelle, I was hoping you'd get smarter. 56 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:34,500 Not damn more annoying. 57 00:02:36,325 --> 00:02:38,109 [smoke alarm chirps] 58 00:02:38,110 --> 00:02:39,909 - What's annoying is that smoke detector. 59 00:02:40,030 --> 00:02:41,230 Somebody needs to fix that. 60 00:02:41,390 --> 00:02:43,170 - No, they just need to take the battery out. 61 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:44,450 I don't even hear the shit no more. 62 00:02:46,150 --> 00:02:47,710 - Then we all gonna damn die. 63 00:02:48,509 --> 00:02:50,030 - Well, those of us that can't run. 64 00:02:52,849 --> 00:02:53,849 - [sighs] What's up, y'all? 65 00:02:56,150 --> 00:02:57,150 - Hey, Dad. 66 00:02:57,550 --> 00:02:58,549 - Why are you home so early? 67 00:02:58,550 --> 00:02:59,550 You done got fired? 68 00:03:00,770 --> 00:03:01,769 - Oh, man. 69 00:03:01,770 --> 00:03:02,950 Come on now, T. 70 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,468 You can't be fired, 71 00:03:04,469 --> 00:03:06,909 'cause I can't be the sole provider in this house. 72 00:03:07,590 --> 00:03:08,229 - Provider? 73 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,310 Girl, you three years behind on your damn rent. 74 00:03:11,630 --> 00:03:14,610 - That's exactly why I can't be the sole provider, Pat. 75 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:18,090 - No, Dad. What happened? You got fired? 76 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:20,890 [sighs] You know I-- I can't go back to the hood. 77 00:03:21,190 --> 00:03:22,249 - Boy, you know damn well 78 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:23,670 you ain't never been in no damn hood. 79 00:03:24,610 --> 00:03:26,189 - Well, that's why I can't go back. 80 00:03:27,390 --> 00:03:30,050 - Oh, my God, would y'all let the man speak? 81 00:03:30,170 --> 00:03:31,749 Dang! - Thank you, baby girl. 82 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:33,019 - Now, you ain't getting fired, are you? 83 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:34,020 - No, I didn't get fired! 84 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:36,129 However, 85 00:03:36,130 --> 00:03:38,610 I am not sure what I got to say is gonna be much better. 86 00:03:39,270 --> 00:03:40,290 - Well, what is it, baby? 87 00:03:41,230 --> 00:03:42,530 - The president is in town. 88 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:45,409 And he's trying to get back in good graces with the unions, 89 00:03:45,569 --> 00:03:48,530 so he asked to have dinner with a member tonight. 90 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,249 - Okay. 91 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:52,369 And what's that got to do with anything? 92 00:03:52,370 --> 00:03:54,290 - The union chose me--us-- 93 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:57,210 to host the president for dinner tonight. 94 00:03:57,909 --> 00:03:59,290 - The president of what? 95 00:03:59,377 --> 00:04:01,926 - ? Come on, it's time to go ? 96 00:04:02,014 --> 00:04:05,002 ? It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ? 97 00:04:05,090 --> 00:04:06,389 - Now, what the fuck was that? 98 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,400 - The president. 99 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,739 - The fucking president-president? 100 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:17,699 - Of the United States. 101 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,139 - Yeah, I'm about to go viral. 102 00:04:24,242 --> 00:04:25,757 TikTok starts now. 103 00:04:25,758 --> 00:04:26,998 - Boy, you're not ticking or tocking nothing. 104 00:04:26,999 --> 00:04:28,517 Nobody needs to know about this. 105 00:04:28,620 --> 00:04:29,800 - Well, then, if you're so ashamed, 106 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,300 why are you letting him come here in the first place? 107 00:04:32,142 --> 00:04:33,496 - Yeah, how many abusers you gonna bring to the house 108 00:04:33,497 --> 00:04:34,704 this year, T? 109 00:04:34,705 --> 00:04:35,741 - Hey, look. It wasn't me, Denise. 110 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:36,524 It's my union. 111 00:04:36,525 --> 00:04:37,583 They picked me, and I can't let them down. 112 00:04:37,584 --> 00:04:38,600 - Out of all the Black people in the union, 113 00:04:38,601 --> 00:04:40,739 they chose you to make themselves look good? 114 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:41,740 - Exactly. 115 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:44,339 Moral imagination. I just learned about that. 116 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:46,619 Now, if the president uses us as a photo op 117 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,620 to push his agenda, it makes us just as bad as he is. 118 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,360 Even if our intentions are self-preservation, 119 00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:56,219 it's morally wrong if it hurts other people. 120 00:04:58,220 --> 00:04:59,220 - What? - What? 121 00:05:00,940 --> 00:05:02,239 - You know what, y'all? 122 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,019 I know this is hard, gang, all right? 123 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:06,619 But we can make this a lot easier if we all just relax 124 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,309 and ride it out together. 125 00:05:08,310 --> 00:05:09,673 Hmm? - Mm. 126 00:05:09,779 --> 00:05:12,139 That's what they all say before they fuck you in the ass. 127 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,200 - Yep, and no Vaseline, Terry. 128 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:20,059 They just using you, baby. Can't you see that? 129 00:05:20,060 --> 00:05:22,040 - Baby, they not using me, all right? 130 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:25,339 This union has been good to us. This job has great health care. 131 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:26,539 Baby, you've been sick a lot lately. 132 00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:27,900 You wanna pay for all them hospital bills yourself? 133 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:31,460 - What kind of food that nigga like? 134 00:05:31,586 --> 00:05:33,999 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 135 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,938 - Ugh, great. You're falling for it too? 136 00:05:35,939 --> 00:05:36,399 - Look. [sighs] 137 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,260 I know some of these people can make it hard, 138 00:05:38,740 --> 00:05:40,779 but this country will never improve 139 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:43,300 if we can't just sit here and talk to each other. 140 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,779 - Oh, my God. Are you guys serious right now? 141 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,439 - Yeah, we serious as a deductible. 142 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,360 - Hey, look, y'all. This ain't no game. 143 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,519 Okay? This all hands on deck, the whole family. 144 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,579 Call your brother and your sister. 145 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:55,779 All right? - Come on, Dad. 146 00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:57,300 You know Ashley is not going for that. 147 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,399 - Okay. 148 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,760 Her ass so far to the left, she sitting on one cheek. 149 00:06:03,281 --> 00:06:06,362 - I'll text her. 150 00:06:06,363 --> 00:06:12,022 "We are having an emotional problem." 151 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,309 Mm-mm-mm. 152 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:18,129 "And we need your expertise ASAP. 153 00:06:18,890 --> 00:06:20,470 I smell trauma." 154 00:06:20,573 --> 00:06:22,986 Send. 155 00:06:23,090 --> 00:06:25,250 - Ooh, tell her to bring some Mexican food. 156 00:06:26,350 --> 00:06:28,309 - I don't think this president want nothing to do 157 00:06:28,310 --> 00:06:29,310 with no Mexicans. 158 00:06:32,399 --> 00:06:34,839 - "Bring a shitload of Mexican food." 159 00:06:35,054 --> 00:06:37,623 Send. 160 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:39,539 - Great, so y'all just gonna lie to her. 161 00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:41,519 - How else am I gonna get my gay child 162 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:43,358 to come and have dinner with somebody who want 163 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:46,741 to take away her right to marry a Shannon Sharpe-looking bitch? 164 00:06:46,742 --> 00:06:50,184 [notification chimes] 165 00:06:50,349 --> 00:06:52,310 - Is that Ashley? That was fast. 166 00:06:52,430 --> 00:06:54,129 - Oh, shit, y'all. 167 00:06:54,130 --> 00:06:55,349 We got Ashley. - Yep. 168 00:06:55,789 --> 00:06:57,750 And more importantly, we got tacos. 169 00:06:59,149 --> 00:07:00,328 - Look, I got a list of things 170 00:07:00,329 --> 00:07:02,889 that need to be fixed around this house before tonight. 171 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:06,169 - Wait. Hold on, Dad. That look like a lot of stuff. 172 00:07:06,272 --> 00:07:07,977 - Yeah. - Why we got to do all this? 173 00:07:07,978 --> 00:07:09,892 We not in the union. 174 00:07:11,529 --> 00:07:13,310 - I'm not lifting a finger for that dictator. 175 00:07:13,610 --> 00:07:15,008 - Hey, look, if you live here rent-free, 176 00:07:15,009 --> 00:07:16,009 don't say nothing to me. 177 00:07:16,430 --> 00:07:18,050 - I pay rent. - No, you don't. 178 00:07:18,789 --> 00:07:20,529 - I pay in coochie, Terry. 179 00:07:24,199 --> 00:07:25,759 - And you in default, Patricia. 180 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,050 - Oh, my God, please kill the visual, Jesus. 181 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:32,310 - Hey, listen. 182 00:07:32,569 --> 00:07:34,990 Y'all go ahead and get to it. I'm gonna go grab my tool bag. 183 00:07:35,105 --> 00:07:36,229 [smoke alarm chirps] 184 00:07:36,230 --> 00:07:37,828 Denise, for the thousandth time, 185 00:07:37,829 --> 00:07:38,809 would you put some new batteries 186 00:07:38,810 --> 00:07:40,090 up in that smoke detector, please? 187 00:07:40,329 --> 00:07:41,329 - I got you, T. [chuckles] 188 00:07:42,449 --> 00:07:43,694 Ain't nobody doing that shit. 189 00:07:43,695 --> 00:07:45,404 Listen. 190 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:47,509 I need to make this presidential dinner 191 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:48,429 work in my favor. 192 00:07:48,430 --> 00:07:51,310 - And just how do you plan on using America's evil stepdaddy? 193 00:07:51,610 --> 00:07:53,730 - Well, when I get my presidential pardon, 194 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:56,129 I can get a loan and start making some real money. 195 00:07:56,529 --> 00:07:58,209 They keep denying me because I'm a felon. 196 00:07:58,849 --> 00:08:01,529 - Are you sure it's not that 480 credit score? 197 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:06,309 - Don't make me tell your mama all the things I saw 198 00:08:06,310 --> 00:08:07,630 when I borrowed your laptop. 199 00:08:09,769 --> 00:08:12,129 - They should give felons a second chance. 200 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,800 - Okay, I'm here. What's going on? 201 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:19,260 Where's the emotional constipation at? 202 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,300 What's going on? Where the trauma? 203 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:23,860 - Oh, don't worry. It's on its way. 204 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,260 - What is she talking about? 205 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,280 - Well, your president is coming to dinner. 206 00:08:28,939 --> 00:08:30,160 - The president of what? 207 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:31,750 all: America. 208 00:08:31,751 --> 00:08:33,770 - [laughs] 209 00:08:35,318 --> 00:08:36,620 Oh, hell no! 210 00:08:38,139 --> 00:08:40,195 - Ashley, I'ma need you to fix your face, okay? 211 00:08:40,196 --> 00:08:41,719 'Cause I'm trying to get this pardon 212 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:43,239 and your mama need to keep her health care, 213 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,919 so we all got to play good Negro today for your daddy. 214 00:08:47,578 --> 00:08:49,000 - Ain't nobody playing no good Negro. 215 00:08:49,919 --> 00:08:51,799 - Why the hell did they pick Pops? 216 00:08:51,939 --> 00:08:53,019 - I mean, it's obvious. 217 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:55,500 Dad's a veteran, he's middle class, a union man. 218 00:08:55,719 --> 00:08:56,538 If he was white, 219 00:08:56,539 --> 00:08:58,620 he'd have a whack war movie made about him by now. 220 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,920 - [chuckles] Sam Jackson is Terry Carson. 221 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,819 - In "The Unionator Strikes Back." 222 00:09:07,819 --> 00:09:10,099 - I'm sick and tired of these mother-freaking pots 223 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:12,079 on this mother-freaking belt line. 224 00:09:13,459 --> 00:09:14,459 - Hold up, Ma. 225 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:16,438 Did you really have me spend my good Black money 226 00:09:16,439 --> 00:09:19,738 from my good Black job to buy that tyrant Mexican food? 227 00:09:19,739 --> 00:09:20,739 - Oh, wow. 228 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:22,278 This reminds me of a book I'm reading 229 00:09:22,279 --> 00:09:23,620 called "Righteous Discontent." 230 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:24,839 - [snoring] - It's-- 231 00:09:25,005 --> 00:09:27,492 - [snoring] 232 00:09:27,659 --> 00:09:29,588 - Don't even try, Janelle. This family don't listen. 233 00:09:29,589 --> 00:09:31,339 They just talk right over you even when you're in the middle 234 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:32,434 of a really good point that could 235 00:09:32,435 --> 00:09:33,640 actually-- both: Shut the fuck up, Ashley! 236 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:34,479 - See? 237 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:35,319 - Yeah. 238 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:39,020 - Okay, would everybody please just focus? 239 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,539 'Cause I'm trying to get this loan approved today, 240 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:42,780 and that's on period, okay? 241 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:46,599 Now, once I get my salon, I can diversify my portfolio 242 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,460 and become a billionaire like the president. 243 00:09:48,899 --> 00:09:50,379 - He's not even a billionaire. 244 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:52,819 You know what? Y'all didn't deserve Kamala. 245 00:09:52,820 --> 00:09:53,960 She was too good for this country. 246 00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:00,259 - Man, 247 00:10:00,260 --> 00:10:02,600 that's why I don't know why anybody even bothered to vote. 248 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,000 all: What? 249 00:10:04,419 --> 00:10:06,860 - What kind of fucking stupid shit is that? 250 00:10:08,019 --> 00:10:09,739 You know how many people died 251 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:11,619 and had water hose put up they fucking nose 252 00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:12,759 so you have the right to vote? 253 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,069 - I get that, Ma, 254 00:10:18,070 --> 00:10:20,009 but are we all gonna sit here and act like 255 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,270 I'm the only one who saw them freaks storm the Capitol? 256 00:10:22,590 --> 00:10:24,549 I mean, they was gonna take this country back 257 00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:25,550 no matter who won. 258 00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:27,369 - Hey, listen. 259 00:10:27,370 --> 00:10:28,970 This thing has got me uneasy too. 260 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,789 Now, if he is truly willing to listen 261 00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:33,110 to what some Middle America Black folks gots to say, 262 00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:35,669 then maybe something good can come out of all this, huh? 263 00:10:35,670 --> 00:10:37,989 - Well, you do know Professor Evelyn Brooks Higginbotham 264 00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:39,310 says you need to bridge-- - Uh, Janelle. 265 00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:41,225 Nobody wants to hear the end of that sentence. 266 00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:42,626 - I do. 267 00:10:42,627 --> 00:10:45,312 - Thank you. [doorbell rings] 268 00:10:45,430 --> 00:10:46,930 - He's early. We not even ready yet. 269 00:10:47,390 --> 00:10:48,390 - I'll never be ready. 270 00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:50,189 - Okay, well, go on and answer it, T. 271 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:51,270 - All right, all right. Hold this. 272 00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:52,830 - Terry, we got your back, baby. 273 00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:54,070 - All right. - Yeah. Let's go. 274 00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:04,090 - Hey, what up, Pop? - Hey, what's up, Brandon? 275 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,280 - Who the fuck is this? 276 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:12,500 - Well, since you asked so nicely, this is Miguel. 277 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,500 He's one of my students from my gaming and programming class. 278 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,679 - Oh, you still teaching them kids? 279 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:17,960 I thought you went back to stripping. 280 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:18,939 - Stripping? 281 00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:20,680 - No, I used to strip computer parts. 282 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:23,700 - More like strip down to your body parts. 283 00:11:25,259 --> 00:11:27,000 - Miguel, this is, unfortunately, my family. 284 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,300 - Very nice to meet you, Miguel. 285 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,840 - Nice to meet you, but y'all gotta go. 286 00:11:31,139 --> 00:11:32,500 Uh, you got--you gotta go. 287 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,599 - Wait, why? We always have guests. 288 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,119 Who's so special that we can't add one more person? 289 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,399 - The president. - The president of what? 290 00:11:38,879 --> 00:11:39,946 all: America. 291 00:11:39,947 --> 00:11:41,599 [laughter] 292 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,039 - Wouldn't that be crazy, Mr. B? 293 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,319 Like, what if the president was really coming to your house? 294 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:46,719 - Yeah, if he would have saw us all here, 295 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,100 he probably would have a heart attack and DEI. 296 00:11:50,180 --> 00:11:52,020 Get it? It sounds like die. 297 00:11:52,157 --> 00:11:53,445 [imitates whoosh sound] 298 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,779 - Brandon, I know you have trouble reading, but just-- 299 00:11:58,780 --> 00:11:59,960 just read the room. 300 00:12:01,660 --> 00:12:02,740 - Hell, no. Are y'all serious? 301 00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:04,060 all: Mm-hmm. - Yes. 302 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:05,920 - Mr. B, you said I'd be safe here. 303 00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:08,000 - Look, it's not safe for Miguel here. 304 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,479 We gotta go. I'm sorry. We gotta leave. 305 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,552 Come on, Miguel. We'll go. 306 00:12:10,553 --> 00:12:12,451 [screams] Oh, my God! 307 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,678 - Hey, hey, hey! What's going on, boy? 308 00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:16,720 - It's the men in black! They real! 309 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:19,538 It's not a movie! It's not a movie, Daddy! 310 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,580 - That's the Secret Service, Brandon. 311 00:12:22,539 --> 00:12:23,539 - Oh. 312 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:25,879 So wait. This is happening? 313 00:12:26,019 --> 00:12:27,519 - I can't let them see me, Mr. B. 314 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:28,939 - Okay, look, look. Just give me a second to think. 315 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:29,459 All right? 316 00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:31,120 - Oh, this could take a while. 317 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,980 - What's going on? Why is he so scared? 318 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,099 - Okay, look. 319 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,778 I brought Miguel over here to hide him. 320 00:12:36,779 --> 00:12:38,842 - From who? - From ICE. 321 00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:40,662 - Oh, my God, Brandon. - What? 322 00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:41,778 - God damn it, Brandon! 323 00:12:41,779 --> 00:12:43,659 Do this look like the Underground Railroad? 324 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:46,600 - Explain, Brandon, quickly. 325 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:47,700 - Look, early this morning, 326 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,159 Miguel's parents were detained by ICE. 327 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,160 - What? - Yeah. 328 00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:51,778 Agents came to the school looking for him, 329 00:12:51,779 --> 00:12:52,778 but the principal wouldn't let 'em in, 330 00:12:52,779 --> 00:12:54,860 so I snuck Miguel out, thinking that he would be safe here. 331 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,399 - What if they take me, Mr. B? 332 00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:58,138 I might not ever see my parents again. 333 00:12:58,139 --> 00:12:59,418 - Look, I'm not gonna let that happen to you. 334 00:12:59,419 --> 00:13:00,418 - I just wanna go home. 335 00:13:00,419 --> 00:13:01,559 - It's gonna be all right, little man, all right? 336 00:13:01,879 --> 00:13:02,879 - Damn. 337 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,440 - Junebug, Janelle, uh, take Miguel to the kitchen. 338 00:13:05,539 --> 00:13:06,939 Get him a snack. We gotta talk this out. 339 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:07,940 - Yeah. 340 00:13:09,139 --> 00:13:10,379 - I'm sorry about this, y'all. 341 00:13:12,019 --> 00:13:13,018 - Don't apologize. 342 00:13:13,019 --> 00:13:14,646 We guess you did the right thing. 343 00:13:14,647 --> 00:13:16,073 - Damn. 344 00:13:16,175 --> 00:13:17,939 - Hey, look, the president is gonna be here in a minute. 345 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:19,639 We can't be harboring no fugitive, Brandon. 346 00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:22,109 - Mm, yeah, 'cause we ain't did that since 347 00:13:22,110 --> 00:13:23,739 Pat had Latrell down on 33rd selling crack and-- 348 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:24,740 - What the? 349 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,099 - So--so y'all ain't trying 350 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,340 to go down memory lane for a second? 351 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,879 - Pop, he's not a fugitive. 352 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:34,959 I mean, he's not even undocumented. 353 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,500 - Damn! 354 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,678 - Well, then what the hell do ICE want with him? 355 00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:40,819 - Well, look, a lot of times when the parents are detained, 356 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,499 the children get taken into custody too. 357 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,639 And I couldn't let that happen to him. 358 00:13:44,139 --> 00:13:45,139 - Damn. 359 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,679 - God damn! How much you gonna say damn? 360 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,360 - Damn! 361 00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:51,639 - I hear you, son, 362 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,358 but that visit today was gonna be hard enough as it is. 363 00:13:54,359 --> 00:13:56,379 I mean, having that child here 364 00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:57,888 puts us and him in danger, Brandon. 365 00:13:57,889 --> 00:13:58,879 - Okay, but what do you suggest we do? 366 00:13:58,880 --> 00:13:59,499 Just throw him out? 367 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,799 - That's not what I'm saying, son. 368 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,198 - Well, if ICE finds him, Dad, 369 00:14:02,199 --> 00:14:04,220 they might throw him in foster care at best. 370 00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:06,819 - Why don't you take him to you and Sheila's place? 371 00:14:07,299 --> 00:14:08,620 - Pat, Sheila is a cop. 372 00:14:08,919 --> 00:14:11,318 You can't take no illegal shit to no cop's house. 373 00:14:11,319 --> 00:14:12,419 Unless they crooked. 374 00:14:12,639 --> 00:14:13,639 Now, is Sheila crooked? 375 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,617 'Cause if she crooked, I got some parking tickets. 376 00:14:15,618 --> 00:14:16,619 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 377 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,599 Sheila is not crooked, okay? 378 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,819 That's why I didn't want to put her at risk with her job. 379 00:14:21,059 --> 00:14:23,298 - Oh, but you wanna put us at risk. 380 00:14:23,299 --> 00:14:25,039 We could all go to jail, Brandon. 381 00:14:25,179 --> 00:14:26,939 - Oh, we got to find a way to get him up out of here. 382 00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:29,398 - Uh, I wouldn't go anywhere right now. 383 00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:30,959 There's Secret Service men all around the house. 384 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:31,890 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 385 00:14:31,891 --> 00:14:32,945 I heard them on the roof too. 386 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,460 Too bad they're delivering the wrong gift. 387 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:36,220 - I'm scared, Mr. B. 388 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,515 I don't want to-- [knock at door] 389 00:14:37,516 --> 00:14:39,119 - Oh, go, go, go, go, go. 390 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,139 - Run, boy! Run! 391 00:14:42,832 --> 00:14:44,582 [knock at door] 392 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,390 - Terry Carson? 393 00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:52,730 - Unfortunately, yes. 394 00:14:53,009 --> 00:14:55,709 - I am Agent Frost. This is Agent Thomas. 395 00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:56,709 He doesn't speak. 396 00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:57,549 - This is everybody? 397 00:14:57,550 --> 00:14:59,070 Only two agents for a presidential visit? 398 00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:00,249 - For the moment. 399 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,210 There has been some cutbacks in the government. 400 00:15:02,472 --> 00:15:04,729 - Say it ain't so. 401 00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:06,889 - Now, you've already been cleared, Mr. Carson, 402 00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:08,709 but we will need to conduct brief interviews 403 00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:10,149 with everyone before king-- 404 00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:12,690 I mean Mr. President's arrival. 405 00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:14,489 [smoke alarm chirps] 406 00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:15,667 - Everybody down! [all screaming] 407 00:15:15,668 --> 00:15:17,673 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 408 00:15:17,674 --> 00:15:21,369 Hey, it's just a smoke detector, brother. 409 00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:23,150 It's just a smoke detector, man. 410 00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:25,610 - We're gonna need AA batteries. 411 00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,678 [smoke alarm chirps] 412 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,098 - Chill the fuck out. 413 00:15:35,099 --> 00:15:36,209 - I'm cool. 414 00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:37,210 - Now, then... 415 00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:39,269 you are Brandon James? 416 00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:40,650 - Yeah, I think I want to see my lawyer now. 417 00:15:42,129 --> 00:15:44,990 - This ain't "First 48." Sit your ass down. 418 00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:47,409 You know how it is. 419 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:48,810 Everybody got one of them slow kids. 420 00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:50,790 - And yet he teaches children. 421 00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:53,294 - That's the education system in America, honey. 422 00:15:53,295 --> 00:15:56,389 The cockeyed leading the blind. They'll take any-damn-body. 423 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,110 - No, no, no, ICE ain't taking nobody nowhere. 424 00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:00,949 I mean, um... 425 00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:02,050 Ice Cube. 426 00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:05,116 - Don't mind him. He just love Ice Cube. 427 00:16:05,117 --> 00:16:08,042 He think NWA stand for Nigga With Autism. 428 00:16:10,226 --> 00:16:11,739 [smoke alarm chirps] 429 00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:13,818 - We're just here to get to know y'all in a friendly 430 00:16:13,819 --> 00:16:14,819 and informal manner. 431 00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:17,440 - Oh, so that's why y'all armed to the teeth, right? 432 00:16:17,859 --> 00:16:18,859 Way to be friendly. 433 00:16:20,099 --> 00:16:21,179 - Let's start over, sweetheart. 434 00:16:21,559 --> 00:16:22,589 - Sweetheart? 435 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,018 - Baby, you barking up the wrong damn tree. 436 00:16:25,112 --> 00:16:26,699 - Yeah, he don't need to know all that. 437 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,540 - I don't care what he knows. 438 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,159 What you gonna do now, huh? 439 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,459 Throw me in prison for being gay? 440 00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:32,460 - Oh, you don't want to do that. 441 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:33,700 That ain't nothing but a gay buffet. 442 00:16:33,807 --> 00:16:35,959 - Pat! 443 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,440 - Well, it's all you can eat. 444 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,560 - Now, you ate that. 445 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:40,740 - I ain't ate a motherfucking thing. 446 00:16:43,301 --> 00:16:45,089 [smoke alarm chirps] 447 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:48,749 - Okay, see, once in my life, I didn't behave in a manner 448 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,669 that was considered to be in accordance 449 00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:52,229 with what is considered legal. 450 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,789 But then, I changed my life. 451 00:16:55,790 --> 00:16:58,550 Yeah, and I became an upstanding citizen. 452 00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:00,630 [chuckles] And that is why... 453 00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:02,130 I need this loan. 454 00:17:02,909 --> 00:17:03,909 - I'm sorry, what? 455 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:05,750 We're not loan officers. 456 00:17:06,389 --> 00:17:08,568 - Oh, come on now. Of course you are. 457 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,469 I mean, can't you see this PowerPoint presentation 458 00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:11,569 that I whipped up for you? 459 00:17:11,789 --> 00:17:13,289 - Ma'am, this is not a PowerPoint. 460 00:17:14,829 --> 00:17:17,750 - Well, I got power, and you see me over here pointing. 461 00:17:20,193 --> 00:17:21,414 [smoke alarm chirps] 462 00:17:23,598 --> 00:17:25,059 - How's our little friend doing? 463 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,159 - He's good. 464 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,079 He's a little stressed, but he's up in Janelle's room. 465 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,080 - Okay, good. 466 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,279 - Young man, 467 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,419 what exactly is your relationship 468 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:34,017 with the Republican mayor of this city? 469 00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:35,142 - Mayor Malinowski? 470 00:17:35,259 --> 00:17:36,558 That no-good son of a-- 471 00:17:36,559 --> 00:17:38,980 - Terry, we good people. We don't do that. 472 00:17:44,638 --> 00:17:47,079 - He was my fake father-in-law. 473 00:17:48,138 --> 00:17:49,539 - Okay, what does that mean? 474 00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:54,319 - Well, um, I was his daughter's fake baby daddy. 475 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,799 I mean, she lied about the baby being mine, 476 00:17:56,899 --> 00:17:59,220 but I still stepped up and raised the kid myself. 477 00:18:00,899 --> 00:18:03,118 - So basically, that mean he's pro-life. 478 00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:04,565 You know, saving white babies. 479 00:18:04,566 --> 00:18:06,538 He the Black Sandra Bullock. 480 00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:09,778 - Hmm. 481 00:18:09,779 --> 00:18:12,119 And I understand you're on house arrest. 482 00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:15,994 - I was a stay-at-home father. 483 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:18,239 [smoke alarm chirps] 484 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,258 - And another thing. 485 00:18:19,259 --> 00:18:20,319 I know you guys are obsessed 486 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,980 with the First and the Second Amendment, 487 00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:24,579 but did you know that there are other ones too? 488 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,239 Now, according to the Fifth, 489 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,679 and if you don't like that one, the 13th-- 490 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:28,940 - [sighs] You know, I think we're good here. 491 00:18:30,136 --> 00:18:31,654 [smoke alarm chirps] 492 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,539 - Patricia, did you vote for the president 493 00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:34,980 in the 2024 election? 494 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,139 - Did you vote for Fantasia in 2004? 495 00:18:38,263 --> 00:18:41,424 Fuck no! 496 00:18:41,549 --> 00:18:42,809 I mean no regular. 497 00:18:42,937 --> 00:18:46,008 - Neither did I, to be perfectly honest. 498 00:18:46,009 --> 00:18:47,609 - That's okay. That's not a problem. 499 00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:49,450 Any particular reason why? 500 00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:53,058 - I want you to be honest, baby. 501 00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:54,269 - Look, Officer. 502 00:18:54,849 --> 00:18:55,849 - Agent. 503 00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:57,750 - Look, Agent Officer. 504 00:18:58,090 --> 00:19:00,048 Hell, no, I didn't vote for your boss. 505 00:19:00,049 --> 00:19:02,849 'Cause you know why? This country is so fucked up. 506 00:19:03,049 --> 00:19:05,628 Y'all rather have a dumbass white man in the office 507 00:19:05,629 --> 00:19:08,289 instead of having a intelligent-ass Black woman. 508 00:19:08,389 --> 00:19:10,308 Which is fucked up. 509 00:19:10,409 --> 00:19:13,610 Your boss wear Pampers and he's a crying-ass bitch. 510 00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:18,330 And I don't vote for crying-ass bitches in Pampers. 511 00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:21,970 - Completely understand. Completely understand. 512 00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:23,090 I always vote white. 513 00:19:23,549 --> 00:19:25,769 - All your skinfolk ain't gonna be your kinfolk, brother. 514 00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:27,469 We don't always get the privilege 515 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,609 to vote for Black people anyway, so. 516 00:19:29,610 --> 00:19:31,249 - And we usually have to pick the motherfucker 517 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,669 who want us dead the least. 518 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,758 And that's why I didn't vote for your fucking boss 519 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:38,759 and that's why... 520 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,700 I like "The Apprentice." 521 00:19:46,366 --> 00:19:47,616 [smoke alarm chirps] 522 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:50,669 - Well, looks like that's everyone. 523 00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:51,519 You boys drive safe. 524 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,100 Don't let the door knob hit you where the good Lord split you. 525 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,720 - We know there's someone else in the house. 526 00:19:55,039 --> 00:19:56,259 - [snorts] Who, your imaginary friend? 527 00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:57,798 - The young person that ran up the stairs 528 00:19:57,799 --> 00:19:59,798 when we first arrived. - You saw that? 529 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,839 - Ma'am, we're Secret Service. We see everything. 530 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,959 - Oh, you talking about my little nephew 531 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,039 with the rock star haircut? 532 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,219 Yeah, he's just staying here with us for a little bit. 533 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:09,380 His mom's going through a lot. - Mm-hmm. 534 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,880 - And by a lot, he mean a lot of crack. 535 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,420 You know, that stuff y'all put in our community. 536 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,659 - Can I get his name? - His name is-- 537 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:20,999 - Tyrone. - Tyrone it is. 538 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,260 - Yeah, little--little Tyrone with the good hair. 539 00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:26,400 - Can you bring him down here, please? 540 00:20:26,539 --> 00:20:28,360 - Hey yo, Tyrone, come on down here. 541 00:20:30,299 --> 00:20:32,840 - As you can see, we got some Indian in our family. 542 00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:35,279 - This is your nephew? 543 00:20:35,519 --> 00:20:36,920 - On the DeBarge side of the family. 544 00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:38,459 - Don't be shy. 545 00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:41,500 - Tyrone DeBarge, like little Chico's little boy. 546 00:20:42,759 --> 00:20:43,759 - How old are you? 547 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,539 - Uh, he's mute, just like your agent. 548 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,580 He only speaks in Horus code. 549 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,720 - [scoffs] I'm sorry. Do you mean Morse code? 550 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,259 - No, his brother Horus made this shit up. 551 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,920 He told me to tell you he's 12 years old. 552 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,820 I meant 13 years old. 553 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,120 - What does he think about the president? 554 00:21:07,539 --> 00:21:08,539 - Hey! Don't-- 555 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,340 don't be yelling in my house. 556 00:21:14,159 --> 00:21:15,259 Apology accepted. 557 00:21:17,586 --> 00:21:20,321 [rhythmic tapping] 558 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,240 - Ah, yes. 559 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:26,289 So little Tyrone says that he thinks that 560 00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:28,240 the prez is cool and that he's doing a fine job. 561 00:21:28,873 --> 00:21:30,106 - Whoa! 562 00:21:30,107 --> 00:21:31,973 He said make America great again, 563 00:21:31,974 --> 00:21:33,745 and he can't wait till the president 564 00:21:33,746 --> 00:21:35,518 create some jobs in space. 565 00:21:35,519 --> 00:21:39,680 - Actually, I'm going to need to speak with him one-on-one. 566 00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:41,939 - No, no, no-- - You can't-- 567 00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:42,960 - Go for Frost. 568 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:44,606 Yes. 569 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:47,714 - He wants McDonald's. Right now. 570 00:21:47,715 --> 00:21:48,740 - Oh, no. 571 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:49,867 We got to go. 572 00:21:49,868 --> 00:21:52,737 Keep him here. We'll be back. 573 00:22:01,619 --> 00:22:03,299 - He said fuck. 574 00:22:08,187 --> 00:22:09,609 Where the hell is Denise? 575 00:22:09,610 --> 00:22:12,821 [singing "Hail to the Chief"] 576 00:22:18,330 --> 00:22:20,170 - Please rise for the national anthem. 577 00:22:20,930 --> 00:22:22,890 - You look like a political peppermint. 578 00:22:24,130 --> 00:22:26,010 - Yeah, and why you got him dressed like that? 579 00:22:26,190 --> 00:22:27,850 - Well, don't he look like he love America? 580 00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:29,029 And plus, I thought 581 00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:30,530 it would make them back off a little bit. 582 00:22:31,070 --> 00:22:32,970 - Now they gonna think the boy mute andblind. 583 00:22:34,090 --> 00:22:36,250 - [scoffs] I can't believe y'all dressed up for this man. 584 00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:37,489 See, that's what's wrong with society. 585 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,050 We've normalized this bullshit. 586 00:22:40,190 --> 00:22:41,230 - You ain't lying. 587 00:22:41,530 --> 00:22:43,210 Think about Denise with that damn smoke alarm. 588 00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:44,309 - Exactly. 589 00:22:44,310 --> 00:22:46,329 It's like their goal is to hit us with so much noise 590 00:22:46,330 --> 00:22:47,229 that we can't even hear 591 00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:48,650 how messed up everything is anymore. 592 00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:50,870 - Yeah, that's true. 593 00:22:51,009 --> 00:22:53,365 It's almost like they want us to forget what normal is. 594 00:22:53,366 --> 00:22:54,465 - Hmm. 595 00:22:54,466 --> 00:22:55,649 - It's kind of hard to forget in this outfit. 596 00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:56,650 I feel stupid. 597 00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,109 - Well, hold up now, 598 00:22:59,110 --> 00:23:02,038 'cause it's a very thin line between stupid and patriotic. 599 00:23:02,039 --> 00:23:03,043 [smoke alarm chirps] 600 00:23:09,450 --> 00:23:10,650 - What are you wearing, Denise? 601 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:12,530 - Oh, fashion. [chuckles] 602 00:23:12,910 --> 00:23:15,890 But you wouldn't know anything about that, M-Men's Wearhouse. 603 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:19,950 - Uh, this is Steve Harvey's "Family Feud" collection, 604 00:23:20,110 --> 00:23:21,110 thank you very much. 605 00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:24,490 - Survey says... 606 00:23:25,450 --> 00:23:26,450 both: Bad suit. [laughter] 607 00:23:29,330 --> 00:23:30,509 - How you hanging, Miguel? 608 00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:33,069 - I just want to go home, to be honest. 609 00:23:34,170 --> 00:23:35,170 - I know, baby. 610 00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:36,990 - Hey, we'll get this figured out. 611 00:23:37,310 --> 00:23:38,808 - I don't understand how deporting my parents 612 00:23:38,809 --> 00:23:40,110 is making America great. 613 00:23:40,490 --> 00:23:41,710 I guess that's all I want to know. 614 00:23:42,809 --> 00:23:44,670 - I don't mean to be insensitive, Miguel, 615 00:23:44,930 --> 00:23:46,469 but how come your parents 616 00:23:46,470 --> 00:23:47,810 just didn't apply for their citizenship? 617 00:23:50,070 --> 00:23:51,310 - You being insensitive. 618 00:23:52,990 --> 00:23:56,290 - My parents did apply, 13 years ago when I was born. 619 00:23:56,710 --> 00:23:58,230 They still aren't done with the process. 620 00:23:58,830 --> 00:24:00,170 This president is just making it harder. 621 00:24:01,430 --> 00:24:03,210 - You feel like a jackass now, huh? 622 00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:06,490 - Now, say you're sorry. 623 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:19,439 - You know what I'm gonna do, Miguel? 624 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,239 Just for you, 625 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,099 I am going to demand 626 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,279 that the president bring your parents back. 627 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,040 Right after he pardons me. 628 00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:31,860 - Pardon me, Auntie, but, um, you ain't getting no pardon. 629 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,920 - Don't kill Denise's dream like that. 630 00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:36,220 - Thank you, Pat-Pat. 631 00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:37,640 - That's my damn job. 632 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,599 - Miguel, don't worry about any of this, okay? 633 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,859 You will find your family again, I promise you. 634 00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:44,860 - That's right. 635 00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:46,620 - I just want to be a normal kid. 636 00:24:46,759 --> 00:24:48,080 - You are a normal kid, Miguel. 637 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,160 You're human. 638 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:53,760 And the thing that makes us human is love. 639 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:54,559 Yeah? 640 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,019 And that's the one thing can't nobody ever take away. 641 00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:02,489 - That's right. 642 00:25:02,490 --> 00:25:05,770 The love your parents have for you ain't going nowhere, baby. 643 00:25:06,990 --> 00:25:08,750 - And neither is the love you have for them. 644 00:25:08,850 --> 00:25:10,590 I know they can feel it, no matter where they are. 645 00:25:11,029 --> 00:25:13,329 - Hey, Miguel, I just got off the phone with your aunt. 646 00:25:13,330 --> 00:25:14,229 Now, she's stuck in traffic 647 00:25:14,230 --> 00:25:15,449 because the president is in town, 648 00:25:15,450 --> 00:25:16,450 but she said she's on her way. 649 00:25:16,630 --> 00:25:18,190 - Am I gonna have to beat on the table until then? 650 00:25:18,470 --> 00:25:20,089 - No, no, you ain't gonna have to do none of that. 651 00:25:20,090 --> 00:25:21,090 I've heard enough. 652 00:25:21,910 --> 00:25:24,689 I can't be breaking bread with no man who believes 653 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,690 in destroying families like Miguel's. 654 00:25:27,330 --> 00:25:28,409 Yeah. 655 00:25:28,410 --> 00:25:29,889 I'm gonna call this visit off now. 656 00:25:29,890 --> 00:25:31,286 - Oh, thank God. 657 00:25:31,287 --> 00:25:33,390 - ? You will not be able to stay home, brother ? 658 00:25:33,391 --> 00:25:34,857 [Gil Scott-Heron's 659 00:25:34,970 --> 00:25:36,699 "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" playing] 660 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:38,440 ? You will not be able to plug in ? 661 00:25:38,540 --> 00:25:39,754 ? Turn on, and cop out ? 662 00:25:39,755 --> 00:25:41,527 - Yeah, boy! 663 00:25:41,528 --> 00:25:43,905 - ? And skip out for beer during commercials ? 664 00:25:43,906 --> 00:25:48,094 ? Because the revolution will not be televised ? 665 00:25:48,095 --> 00:25:49,793 - I know why they gave you a sentence. 666 00:25:49,907 --> 00:25:51,227 I know why they gave you a sentence. 667 00:25:51,228 --> 00:25:52,662 Now, watch me do this. 668 00:25:52,774 --> 00:25:54,548 ? ? 669 00:25:54,549 --> 00:25:56,210 - What the fuck are you doing? 670 00:25:56,349 --> 00:26:01,050 Get your dying chicken ass over there! 671 00:26:01,190 --> 00:26:02,189 Girl! 672 00:26:02,190 --> 00:26:03,189 [music turns off] 673 00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:05,830 - All day, none of you guys have been listening to me. 674 00:26:06,130 --> 00:26:08,828 So I decided to protest through my art 675 00:26:08,829 --> 00:26:10,210 so y'all could hear my frustrations. 676 00:26:10,729 --> 00:26:11,729 - You know what? 677 00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:12,950 I think we should hear her out, 678 00:26:13,329 --> 00:26:15,161 'cause I sure as hell don't want to see that dance again. 679 00:26:15,162 --> 00:26:17,279 - Yeah. - Sit down. 680 00:26:17,389 --> 00:26:19,028 - Well, I just got off the phone with my reps 681 00:26:19,029 --> 00:26:22,249 and I just let them know that the president is not welcome 682 00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:23,750 in this house today or any other day. 683 00:26:23,869 --> 00:26:24,869 - That's what I'm talking about. 684 00:26:25,027 --> 00:26:27,412 - That's amazing. 685 00:26:27,650 --> 00:26:28,770 Oh, my God. 686 00:26:29,230 --> 00:26:30,470 My dance must have worked. 687 00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:32,669 It must have been this, huh? Or this. 688 00:26:32,670 --> 00:26:34,190 - Girl, what dance you talking about? 689 00:26:34,850 --> 00:26:37,130 - Dance? Girl, I thought you had crabs. 690 00:26:40,639 --> 00:26:42,399 - Dad, is your union gonna be upset? 691 00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:46,599 - It doesn't matter, y'all. Whatever happens gonna happen. 692 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,339 We'll figure it out, baby. 693 00:26:48,759 --> 00:26:50,158 - I love you, baby. Thank you. 694 00:26:50,159 --> 00:26:51,199 - Love you too. - Yay. 695 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,965 - I'm so proud of y'all. That's what I'm talking about. 696 00:26:53,966 --> 00:26:54,979 - Appreciate--yeah, yeah. - Yes. 697 00:26:55,861 --> 00:26:57,413 all: ? We shall overcome 698 00:26:57,414 --> 00:26:57,848 - Soul clap. 699 00:26:57,849 --> 00:27:00,509 all: ? We shall overcome ? 700 00:27:02,909 --> 00:27:05,469 ? We shall overcome ? 701 00:27:09,189 --> 00:27:12,089 - Okay, no, no, no. 702 00:27:12,809 --> 00:27:13,839 Okay? 703 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,848 Who done overcame? Okay? 704 00:27:14,849 --> 00:27:15,929 Who done overcame? 705 00:27:18,109 --> 00:27:20,089 'Cause I ain't overcame shit, okay? 706 00:27:20,549 --> 00:27:24,129 This was supposed to be my time for financial security. 707 00:27:25,349 --> 00:27:27,829 Damn, y'all. Now what I got? 708 00:27:27,948 --> 00:27:30,709 I oughta be scratching scratchers. 709 00:27:30,829 --> 00:27:31,829 Fucking scratchers. 710 00:27:32,289 --> 00:27:35,169 Over here, scratching scratchers. 711 00:27:38,209 --> 00:27:40,289 all: ? She shall overcome 712 00:27:41,629 --> 00:27:42,629 - What you saying now? 713 00:27:43,389 --> 00:27:44,459 [Terry vocalizing] all: ? She shall overcome ? 714 00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:46,709 [doorbell chimes] 715 00:27:46,710 --> 00:27:48,282 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 716 00:27:48,283 --> 00:27:50,282 Hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody-- everybody calm down. 717 00:27:50,283 --> 00:27:51,710 All right? - Didn't you call it off? 718 00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:53,068 - No, baby. Just calm down. 719 00:27:53,069 --> 00:27:54,469 We gonna be fine, all right? 720 00:27:54,585 --> 00:27:56,283 [exhales deeply] 721 00:28:01,069 --> 00:28:02,569 Hello. Who are you? 722 00:28:02,730 --> 00:28:04,508 - Hi, I'm looking for Brandon James. 723 00:28:04,509 --> 00:28:06,509 - Hi. Ay, mijo. - Oh! 724 00:28:11,549 --> 00:28:13,029 I'm so happy you're safe. 725 00:28:13,809 --> 00:28:15,769 I don't know what I would have done if I lost you. 726 00:28:21,250 --> 00:28:22,970 - They were really nice to me. 727 00:28:23,210 --> 00:28:24,210 - Yeah? 728 00:28:25,549 --> 00:28:28,829 - Thank you, Mr. James, for taking care of him. 729 00:28:30,949 --> 00:28:31,668 Seriously. 730 00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:33,310 I can't thank all of you enough. 731 00:28:33,930 --> 00:28:36,430 - No problem. Look, so what happens now? 732 00:28:36,869 --> 00:28:38,269 - We prove his citizenship. 733 00:28:39,089 --> 00:28:41,129 I have all his documents, thank God. 734 00:28:41,950 --> 00:28:43,649 Some kids don't even know their status. 735 00:28:44,869 --> 00:28:47,048 ICE would have detained Miguel for God knows how long 736 00:28:47,049 --> 00:28:48,049 without these papers. 737 00:28:49,289 --> 00:28:52,389 Thank you. Thank you all so much. 738 00:28:53,869 --> 00:28:54,869 - Of course, baby. 739 00:28:55,309 --> 00:28:57,710 Us Black and brown people got to stick together. 740 00:28:58,190 --> 00:28:59,190 - Absolutely. 741 00:29:03,850 --> 00:29:04,850 - Wait a minute. 742 00:29:05,149 --> 00:29:06,230 You didn't vote for him, did you? 743 00:29:06,409 --> 00:29:07,409 - Oh, hells no! 744 00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:09,329 - Well, we stick together then, baby. 745 00:29:10,609 --> 00:29:12,688 And if you need me to hide anybody else, 746 00:29:12,689 --> 00:29:13,889 just tell your people we here. 747 00:29:13,992 --> 00:29:16,386 - [laughing] Okay. 748 00:29:16,490 --> 00:29:18,829 What are you wearing? - Fashion. 749 00:29:20,110 --> 00:29:22,389 - [laughing] Ah, thank you. V�monos. 750 00:29:23,469 --> 00:29:24,669 - Bye, Miguel. - Bye, Miguel. 751 00:29:25,319 --> 00:29:27,528 - Be safe. 752 00:29:27,529 --> 00:29:28,529 - [sobbing] Bye, Miguel. 753 00:29:28,644 --> 00:29:32,897 Bye, Miguel. - Auntie. 754 00:29:33,069 --> 00:29:35,148 - It's--it's okay. It's real emotional, Auntie. 755 00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:36,149 Just let it out. - [sobbing] 756 00:29:38,669 --> 00:29:40,589 I'm not crying about them. 757 00:29:42,189 --> 00:29:44,339 Yeah, I was crying because, like, 758 00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:47,188 nobody acts like I wasn't about to get a pardon. 759 00:29:47,189 --> 00:29:48,309 - Oh, my God. Girl. 760 00:29:50,169 --> 00:29:52,529 - [sobbing] And then I was gonna get a business loan. 761 00:29:53,949 --> 00:29:56,059 And I was gonna expand my-- 762 00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:58,048 my business and everything, Pat-Pat. 763 00:29:58,049 --> 00:29:59,733 You know that? [sobs] 764 00:29:59,734 --> 00:30:04,646 But now I'm gonna-- just gonna be scratching. 765 00:30:04,647 --> 00:30:08,088 I'm just scratching. 766 00:30:08,089 --> 00:30:10,230 It's always fucking scratching. 767 00:30:13,049 --> 00:30:15,047 Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay! 768 00:30:15,048 --> 00:30:19,503 I done won $100! Hey! [laughs] 769 00:30:19,504 --> 00:30:20,989 - Tariffs. 770 00:30:20,990 --> 00:30:21,950 - Bitch. 771 00:30:21,951 --> 00:30:24,425 ["Hail to the Chief"] 772 00:30:24,426 --> 00:30:30,397 ? ? 773 00:30:35,815 --> 00:30:37,766 - ? She's a grown-ass woman 774 00:30:37,853 --> 00:30:39,629 ? And she don't take no stuff ? 775 00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:41,201 ? She's a grown-ass woman ? 776 00:30:41,202 --> 00:30:43,152 ? And you can't get enough ? 777 00:30:43,153 --> 00:30:45,075 ? She's a grown-ass woman ? 778 00:30:45,076 --> 00:30:46,794 ? With a husband and kids ? 779 00:30:46,795 --> 00:30:49,501 ? She's a grown-ass woman ? 780 00:30:49,502 --> 00:30:53,900 ? And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ? 781 00:30:53,950 --> 00:30:58,500 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0